L Bags Pick of the Day (3/22)

Nevada -1.5 (-110)

Michigan/Texas a&m over 136 (-115)

Year To Date (0-1-0)

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Tommy Wiseau Is Running a Boxer Brief Internet Scam and I Love It

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I’m late to the party but about a month and a half ago I discovered Tommy Wiseau watching “Disaster Artist” and “The Room” and needless to say I’m obsessed. Tommy is an electric character living in his own world. I love eccentrics and Tommy is the pinnacle.

I went to Tommy’s website¬†¬†and saw the boxers on the front page and immediately popped on the 3 for 15.99 blue light special.

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This occurred on January 27 and I’ve yet to receive the boxers.

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Oddly, this transaction has made me like Tommy even more. The man is a mystery. The more I read about Tommy, the more I see conspiracy theories on where Tommy acquired his wealth to fund “The Rooms” 6 million dollar budget.

I would never guessed an online boxer brief scam. The mystery continues and as the plot thickens all I can do is enjoy the ride and continue to be entertained by the character that is Tommy Wiseau. I can’t knock the hustle

Darren Rovell Is a Hypocrite Fraud and Doesn’t Care About #Brands

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On Tuesday Feb. 27, former Northwestern theatre major nerd cuck Darren Rovell broke the news on twitter that the NFL and Papa John’s had ended their sponsorship and Pizza Hut would be the new official Pizza sponsor of the NFL.

 

 

Following the saga I issued a challenge to Darren:

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Papa Johns got in on the act:

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Followed by a series of tweets:

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Nothing but radio silence from Darren, which was sad because everyone knows Darren’s sole job is to tweet. In his defense, he might have been doing some really tough important investigative journalism work for ESPN looking up a Pepsi ad that came out on this day in 1972 but nonetheless he was locked in his twitter cave seeing verified mentions come across his screen from Papa Johns, scared that the big bad BAG was coming to town.

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It was a code red lockdown in Rovell’s cave

Until…

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I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. Scared money don’t make money, Darren. That’s Business 101. Wall Street bro?!?!?! You ever heard of it?

MONEY BE GREEN!!! #BRANDS BE #BRANDS. Read a book for me one time Darren.

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I didnt learn that at that Kellogg School of Management, I learned it at the School of Hard Knocks where I graduated Valedictorian.

Class is in session. Darren Rovell is a fraud that shouldn’t be trusted by #brands. Had a great opportunity to pump up the Papa Johns #brand but no, that would require Darren to leave his twitter cave so NO DEAL.

I was #done with Rovell until I saw this tweet where he is now officially dead to me.

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You take on Hot Sauce???? But don’t take on me???

Fuck you Darren, you’re a coward. I ended Isaiah Thomas’s career and I’ll end yours too. Probably smart career move on your part to hide in your twitter cave when you hear big bad L Bag is coming to town.

Rovell’s pissed off the wrong guy. I won’t sleep until I get revenge. Sleep with one eye open Darren. L BAG IS COMING

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“Retro Sushi” – JayEsGee feat. Tone Perignon (Prod. Sdotfire)

Another good showing from Tone Perignon. Buy low on Tone Perignon stock, the guy is headed to the top. Has come a long way from the Geek Squad days. I’m very excited to see his music takes him. Nothing but a bright future ahead.

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Bovada Has Answered Women’s Basketball Fans Prayers!!!

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God might be real boys..

Lets fucking go. NCAA Women’s Basketball lines are just what the doctor ordered. I’ve never seen NCAAW lines before on Bovada. Love this. Letting people gamble on NCAAW could be good for the game increasing viewership. Hopefully this is a good sign for the future where other books begin to list lines for NCAAW games.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS: God is real, G-League Lines Spotted on Bovada

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Just when I thought I was officially #done with Bovada, they pull me right back in and answer my degenerate dreams.

Volume 1 of Baggin and Taggin will be released shortly where I popped my G League cherry in beautiful Portland, Maine watching Kadeem Allen and the mighty Maine Red Claws take on the Erie Bayhawks.

My main takeaway from the game was that I love the G League and want to watch more of it. Most importantly, I want to gamble on it. I had a lot of trouble locating lines for G League on various online books before receiving a tip on twitter that Bovada had lines released for today’s G-League slate.

The only thing better than watching some good old fashioned clown ball where defense is frowned upon and stat stuffing is encouraged, is being able to gamble on said clown ball.

I’m going to be a shoe-in election for the Mayor of Over City. If you’re missing my blogs in the coming days don’t worry I’m not dead. You’ll be able to find me over on Facebook live soaking in the G League experience.

UPDATE: I’m officially locked in for my first G-League bet. Over 203.5 in the Red Claws/Drive. Let’s fucking go!!!

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