Smokeshow of the Week (11/22-11/29)-Jaelyne Kirkpatrick

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Introducing: Women’s Basketball Smokeshows of the Week

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I apologize to the readers this probably should’ve been announced prior to the release of the first two weekly installments with Lexie Brown (11/15-11/22) and Kianna Holland (11/8-11/15)

As a proud and outspoken WNBA League Pass subscriber one of the more troubling things you’ll often see on the internet and even hear in arenas during games from males fans is that women’s basketball players are unattractive and “look like men.” There have been countless times where ESPN will tweet out a women’s basketball story only to have the replies be tons of derogatory sexist remarks targeted towards women’s basketball players.

The goal of these posts are to highlight some of the most attractive women’s basketball players to hopefully bring some sex appeal to the game for the common man.

BREAKING NEWS: God is real, G-League Lines Spotted on Bovada

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Just when I thought I was officially #done with Bovada, they pull me right back in and answer my degenerate dreams.

Volume 1 of Baggin and Taggin will be released shortly where I popped my G League cherry in beautiful Portland, Maine watching Kadeem Allen and the mighty Maine Red Claws take on the Erie Bayhawks.

My main takeaway from the game was that I love the G League and want to watch more of it. Most importantly, I want to gamble on it. I had a lot of trouble locating lines for G League on various online books before receiving a tip on twitter that Bovada had lines released for today’s G-League slate.

The only thing better than watching some good old fashioned clown ball where defense is frowned upon and stat stuffing is encouraged, is being able to gamble on said clown ball.

I’m going to be a shoe-in election for the Mayor of Over City. If you’re missing my blogs in the coming days don’t worry I’m not dead. You’ll be able to find me over on Facebook live soaking in the G League experience.

UPDATE: I’m officially locked in for my first G-League bet. Over 203.5 in the Red Claws/Drive. Let’s fucking go!!!

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MGM Planning to Build a Sports book at the Borgata in Atlantic City

More great news that can only make you more hopeful for the widespread legalization of gambling across America. Since my move to Boston last June, I’ve yet to make a trip to Atlantic City to explore what remains of the once great gambling city. Heard countless stories from my relatives about driving all night from the midwest to get to the opening of the Playboy Club.

For me, this is enough to get me to Atlantic City.

A quick few drive to AC to people to enjoy a NFL weekend legally without having to deal with a shitty local college bookie or an offshore online book.

Huge news, very happy to see the east coast on the fore front of this movement with this news as well as Pennsylvania’s Online Gaming Reform Bill. 

Bovada is a Fraud Organization

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Last night I got a text from my one best gambling buddies that he was able to lock in a bet live on Bovada for Michigan with +1400 odds. I thought I was out of the game after losing the bet to end all bets but these are the type of texts that pull me right back in the game when I thought I was out. I had just changed into workout clothes and was stretching out getting ready to go workout and develop some happy habits. Next thing I know I’m darting to my computer as fast as possible to try and catch this action while it was still on the table.

I promptly deposited 50 bucks to lock in a bet on Michigan at +1200. After watching the line move for a couple minutes it wasn’t changing and of course I wanted to double down so I deposited 60 more dollars.

One minute Im out of the game, retired from gambling, the next I’m depositing left and right to lock in last minute action.

A few minutes later, I noticed the bets have been settled and my account has been credited.

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Devastation sets in…

I personally think it’s bullshit, that Bovada can claim a system error when they make a mistake and walk away scotch free while not honoring players bets. It’d be really nice if every time I lost a series of bets drunk I could claim my phone had a system error and get all of my money back.

It’s things like this that highlight why gambling needs to be legalized ASAP. I’m sick of dealing with fraud offshore books like Bovada. Need Donald Trump to get the job done for the people.

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