No Isaiah Thomas. L Bag Does Not Want to Fuck You

Jesus christ Isaiah. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Kissing up to L Bag after you failed to complete the gauntlet. Scared to step a toe in Saugus, MA like a damn coward. I ended your career online and now you want to kiss up to me. Don’t pander to me Isaiah. I dont throw softballs at you like Brian Windhorst. I don’t kiss your … Continue reading No Isaiah Thomas. L Bag Does Not Want to Fuck You

Nick Westbrook Puts Asses in the Seats

After hearing the news that Brandon Dawkins left the IU Football Program the day after he lost the starting job to Peyton Ramsey I was pissed. I didn’t exactly have high hopes for the season after losing major pieces in Simmie Cobbs, Chris Covington, Teegray Scales and Rashard Fant and I didn’t need this kind of news prior to the season even starting. It’s too early … Continue reading Nick Westbrook Puts Asses in the Seats

The Office Reboot Should Have an Episode Where Michael Scott Discovers Cryptocurrency

I’m a ideas guy. I genuinely believe a company should buy my brain just so to get exclusive access to my ideas before anyone else. It would be irresponsible for me not to donate my brain to science when I die. NBC recently announced an reboot of “The Office.” “The Office” is one of my favorite shows and I naturally had mixed feelings about the … Continue reading The Office Reboot Should Have an Episode Where Michael Scott Discovers Cryptocurrency

Came to a Sad Realization Watching the Utah Jazz: I’m at a Hair Crossroad

Watching the Jazz-Rockets game last night, I’ve arrived at a sad realization. As a guy that’s been losing more and more hair I’ve started to ask myself the age-old question, is it time to give up and start buzzing my hair super short every time I get my haircut? Watching the game I saw my two fates for my hair on the court for the … Continue reading Came to a Sad Realization Watching the Utah Jazz: I’m at a Hair Crossroad

If Romeo Langford Doesn’t Commit to IU, I Will Do Something I Regret

Romeo Langford is set to make his college decision tonight at 7:00 PM EST. Im nervous as fuck right now. I’m going on the record saying that if Romeo does not choose IU, I WILL do something I regret. I don’t know what that is yet, I don’t want to know what that thing will be, but I can guarantee it will be something I … Continue reading If Romeo Langford Doesn’t Commit to IU, I Will Do Something I Regret

Darren Rovell is Running Scared

It’s simple, Darren Rovell is running scared. Little Darren has been hibernating in his cave ever since the big bad bag has entered his life. It’s sad. It happened to Isaiah Thomas and now it’s happening to Darren. I wish Darren wasn’t such a bitch and would crawl out of his twitter cave and give the people what they want. Papa Johns is actually making … Continue reading Darren Rovell is Running Scared

Ben Simmons Is Officially Dead to Me

Ben Simmons is officially dead to me. I watched his Showtime documentary this weekend and needless to say he’s a total bag. This fucking clown is sitting in a studio surrounded by microphones whining about how he was exploited by the NCAA while he makes a movie about himself for a major television network. The irony. Next thing I know, this bag steals my girl … Continue reading Ben Simmons Is Officially Dead to Me