Category Archives: Gambling Bullshit

BREAKING NEWS: God is real, G-League Lines Spotted on Bovada

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Just when I thought I was officially #done with Bovada, they pull me right back in and answer my degenerate dreams.

Volume 1 of Baggin and Taggin will be released shortly where I popped my G League cherry in beautiful Portland, Maine watching Kadeem Allen and the mighty Maine Red Claws take on the Erie Bayhawks.

My main takeaway from the game was that I love the G League and want to watch more of it. Most importantly, I want to gamble on it. I had a lot of trouble locating lines for G League on various online books before receiving a tip on twitter that Bovada had lines released for today’s G-League slate.

The only thing better than watching some good old fashioned clown ball where defense is frowned upon and stat stuffing is encouraged, is being able to gamble on said clown ball.

I’m going to be a shoe-in election for the Mayor of Over City. If you’re missing my blogs in the coming days don’t worry I’m not dead. You’ll be able to find me over on Facebook live soaking in the G League experience.

UPDATE: I’m officially locked in for my first G-League bet. Over 203.5 in the Red Claws/Drive. Let’s fucking go!!!

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MGM Planning to Build a Sports book at the Borgata in Atlantic City

More great news that can only make you more hopeful for the widespread legalization of gambling across America. Since my move to Boston last June, I’ve yet to make a trip to Atlantic City to explore what remains of the once great gambling city. Heard countless stories from my relatives about driving all night from the midwest to get to the opening of the Playboy Club.

For me, this is enough to get me to Atlantic City.

A quick few drive to AC to people to enjoy a NFL weekend legally without having to deal with a shitty local college bookie or an offshore online book.

Huge news, very happy to see the east coast on the fore front of this movement with this news as well as Pennsylvania’s Online Gaming Reform Bill. 

Bovada is a Fraud Organization

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Last night I got a text from my one best gambling buddies that he was able to lock in a bet live on Bovada for Michigan with +1400 odds. I thought I was out of the game after losing the bet to end all bets but these are the type of texts that pull me right back in the game when I thought I was out. I had just changed into workout clothes and was stretching out getting ready to go workout and develop some happy habits. Next thing I know I’m darting to my computer as fast as possible to try and catch this action while it was still on the table.

I promptly deposited 50 bucks to lock in a bet on Michigan at +1200. After watching the line move for a couple minutes it wasn’t changing and of course I wanted to double down so I deposited 60 more dollars.

One minute Im out of the game, retired from gambling, the next I’m depositing left and right to lock in last minute action.

A few minutes later, I noticed the bets have been settled and my account has been credited.

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Devastation sets in…

I personally think it’s bullshit, that Bovada can claim a system error when they make a mistake and walk away scotch free while not honoring players bets. It’d be really nice if every time I lost a series of bets drunk I could claim my phone had a system error and get all of my money back.

It’s things like this that highlight why gambling needs to be legalized ASAP. I’m sick of dealing with fraud offshore books like Bovada. Need Donald Trump to get the job done for the people.

The Bet To End All Bets Has Commenced

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Sad…sad…sad…

Made the bets to end all bets with my remaining bovada balance with the goal of winning and paying off my credit card.

Didnt expect to lose the Michigan/Maryland Over 46.0 bet by one point.

Fuck Quinn Nordin and anyone who loves him for missing that field goal at the end of the first half.

Im officially retired from gambling until I’m out of credit card debt…

Sad Ill have to be frugal for two months to get out of this hole…

FUCK QUINN NORDIN… I HOPE HARBAUGH JERKS YOU OFF TONIGHT DURING YOUR SLEEPOVER.

How does Maryland not take a timeout at the end of the game to force Michigan to take a field goal?!?!?!

Losers mentality by DJ Durkin not trying to get more points on the scoreboard. Thats why Maryland will remain irrelevant in the Big Ten.

FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE

Is There Sexual Tension Between Quinn Nordin and Jim Harbaugh?!?!

Michigan closed out the first half to Maryland with a missed field goal from Quinn Nordin which lead to this exchange with head coach Jim Harbaugh.

In today’s climate of sexual harassment following the Harvey Weinstein scandal. Michigan fans have to be worried seeing a sideline conflict like this.

Is foul play going on in Ann Arbor?!?!!

This looks like a sleepover gone bad if I’ve ever seen one. Nothing is more devastating than going over to a Netflix and Chill sesh with the expectation of sex and walking out empty-handed. I totally understand the sexual frustration of Jim Harbaugh boiling over with a missed field goal.

Hopefully both of these guys can rub one out in the locker room and figure things out in the second half since I have Michigan/Maryland Over 46.0…

Pennsylvania House of Representatives Passes Online Gaming Reform Bill

Pending a signature from Governor Tom Wolf, Pennsylvania could be joining Nevada, Delaware and Nevada as the only states with legal online poker.

House Bill 271 is revolutionary outside of the legalization of online poker as it provides a new framework and foundation for gambling in Pennsylvania.

Some of the main items in the bill worth noting are

  • Legalization online poker and online casino games
  • Legalization and regulation of daily fantasy sports contests
  • Authorization of the sale of online lottery products
  • Authorization of up to five video gaming terminals at qualified truck stops
  • Creation of up to ten “satellite” casinos in designated areas (USPoker.com)

Hopefully, more states will follow Pennsylvania’s lead and pass similar legislation to improve access to different gambling outlets for players across the country.

As a stockholder for The Stars Group ($TSG) it’s hard not to get excited about the opportunity for the number of US citizens with access to online poker to double with the passing of Pennsylvania’s vote.

Very positive news for the widespread of legalized gambling in the United States. Hopefully there is more news to come from more states soon.

Am I Bankrupting Bovada?!?!?!

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First and foremost, excellent customer service. Incredibly fast response to my questions. Love the new chat option.

Onto the issue. One bitcoin transaction every 3 days?!??! GTFO with that weak shit.

I’m cashing out to fast for these bastards. They cant keep up with the L Bag. I’m like motherfucking Rain Man bankrupting the casino. I’m trying to pay off credit card debt and pad my crypto portfolio baby. I dont have time for these bush league policies. Might have to go back to Nitrogen Sports when I can cash out whenever I want if Bovada cant handle my triple digit withdrawals.

I’m a multi-thousandaire baby. If you dont like it. Ive got two words for ya…

POP OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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