Barriers to Entry

I see people constantly lecturing my twitter timeline about the importance of increasing the awareness around mental health issues. Listen, I love the merit behind the message but most of the time hate the messenger. There’s only one solution to my dilemma.

Three Words




Here’s my hard and fast rule.

The next time you’re thinking about writing a 18 tweet thread to talk down on people from your hometown (you’re smarter and better than them) about the importance of mental illness you must ask yourself this one question:

Have I ever cleaned out the inside of a fleshlight?

If you answered “yes” then you’ve experienced real soul searching where you truly understand the depth of the mind and are qualified to speak on this topic.

If you answered “no” then I have two words for you:


…and yeah don’t send those tweets you don’t know what you’re talking about.

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