I’ve Never Been More Confident in a Pick Than I Am Right Now

In case, you’ve been living under a rock I came out of my cave to bless the people with LSU -5.5, the same pick that already had 80% of the public money riding on.

Earlier this week, Jason Scott, vice president of trading for ROAR Digital/BetMGM sportsbooks, told ESPN, that the action has been exceptionally heavy on LSU.

“The last time we’ve seen such a one-sided [betting] event was Conor McGregor versus Floyd Mayweather [in 2017],” Scott told ESPN.

Bookmakers are reporting significant betting interest on the championship game, with 80% to 90% of the bets on LSU. William Hill U.S. said Clemson-LSU was on pace to be the “biggest-bet college football game of all time.”

“Right now, it’s all LSU,” Nick Bogdanovich, director of trading for William Hill U.S., said Thursday. “Current money is about 8-to-1 in favor of LSU and tickets are about 4-to-1 in favor of LSU.”

Ask me if I give a fuck? I like chalk so much I’m going to be hop scotching my way to victory.

Anyone doubting LSU, because of the “square” pick needs to watch this clip.

This kid is the king of cool. Joe Burrow drips confidence and the reporter is LOVING it. If you’re still doubting LSU after seeing that clip, you simply have a big dump in your pants, shoutout Hurricane Peter McNealy.

I know it, Burrow knows it and LSU knows it. It’s why the university preemptively cancelled classes for Monday and Tuesday. Why? Because they have to prepare for a victory parade. This is going to be a cake walk. And it’s frankly my dream match-up.

Ed O is the best personality in sports. Everything about him seems authentic. The man is a walking quote machine that embodies the Bayou while Dabo is a smiley clown that doesn’t want his players to get paid. When I was pulling clips for “Just the Tip” I watched a half dozen clips of Dabo dancing in the locker room. My conclusion from all of them is the players hate him. Nobody’s smiling, everyone’s collectively wishing he would just stop. The guy just acts like a totally different guy when the camera’s on. The pander king. He’s just bad at it.

I don’t think there’s a better video illustrating the differences between O and Dabo. O just knows football, he doesn’t have time for movies or metaphors. A one track mind.

On second thought, it does make me a little nervous that Dabo and I are on the same wave length referencing Rocky but the choice is simple, LSU is going to roll on Clemson, and Dabo is going to be crying.

Let the band play neck and suck that Tiger dick.

LSU by a trillion, lock it in.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: