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50 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the motherfucking presses. 2020 hasn’t even started yet and the year is off to a better start than I could imagine. Just when you thought 40 pizzas in 30 days was impossible, the motherfucking Papa doubles the fuck down. I proposed 40 pizzas in 30 nights as a last place punishment in my fantasy football league but my idea was dismissed by doubters and critics who said it was “unrealistic.” Jokes on them, because the Papa is about to prove 40 pizzas is child’s play. We’re going for 50!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 PIZZAS IN 30 DAYS BABY POP OFF

The man won’t quit. A little cholesterol won’t hurt anybody and it sure as shit won’t hurt the Papa. My man’s blood is made of marinara sauce and his heart needs pizza to run. Feed the beast. GO PAPA GO.

My only hope is he documents every single pizza. I need the ride. I need to feel his blood pressure rising. I need to hear the pain in this man’s voice as he wolfs down every single slice. I need to see the grease dripping down his face. I want to see if he dips his slices in garlic sauce. I need to hear his disgust as Papa John’s quality continues to decline in his absence.

The rolling 20s are rolling and the Papa is leading the charge. I can’t get enough of this guy. He truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US.

i repeat

THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US.

and if you don’t like it, me and the Papa have two words for you

POP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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