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Ole Bobby Kraft Could Learn Something from Marcellus Wallace

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Just admit guilt you asshole. No one fucking cares. You’re a 77 year old billionaire dinosaur that probably needs a shot of testerone in the ass and a Viagra cocktail that would make a urologist vomit to get your dick hard. When I’m 77 years old, I’ll probably live in a rub-n-tug. If you’re against pay for play, you’re an asshole. But I want to be very clear we at PopOffBaby.com are extremely anti-sex trafficking.

I can’t get over a billionaire going into a strip mall and getting his dick rubbed down next to a dry cleaners and a Buffalo Wild Wings. Order a house call one time for me Bobby, there are countless websites where you can find hot chicks that will fuck you for money. I thought that was page 2 in the handbook when you become a billionaire.

Yo Bobby, your boi Donald Trump is a known hooker guy. Just call him next time and have him set you up with somebody to prevent this.

In terms of admitting guilt, it makes me sick. Own your truths. This headline made me instantly think of one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite flicks “Pulp Fiction.”

“The night of the (Rub and Tug Hearing) you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.” – Marcellus Wallace

Read a book one time for me Bobby, this is sad…

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