It might be a hot take but I’m officially on #TeamSmallUrinal. As a short guy, 5’8 (NOT A BIG DEAL), my time at the small urinal every day feels like a moment of dominance. I feel like Godzilla, towering over the streets of Japan or a center looking down at point guard getting ready to take place in a bizarre jump ball scenario. I’ll take a small urinal over a big urinal everyday of the week. I’ll even make kids wait that’s how committed I am to #TeamSmallUrinal. This is what it’s all about being, big, bad and dominant and I get that feeling for 45 seconds everyday at the small urinal.
If you’re not #TeamSmallUrinal I’ve got two words for ya.