The Office Reboot Should Have an Episode Where Michael Scott Discovers Cryptocurrency

I’m a ideas guy. I genuinely believe a company should buy my brain just so to get exclusive access to my ideas before anyone else. It would be irresponsible for me not to donate my brain to science when I die. NBC recently announced an reboot of “The Office.” “The Office” is one of my favorite shows and I naturally had mixed feelings about the … Continue reading The Office Reboot Should Have an Episode Where Michael Scott Discovers Cryptocurrency

Mo Welch: You’re Not A Real Feminist Unless You Know All The WNBA Teams

All I have to say is if this is the new definition of feminism, then you can call me Susan B Anthony baby pop off. You better believe the B stands for Bag baby pop off. Season starts Friday. 10 PM Wings-Mercury book it. Release the lines Bovada. Release the lines Nitrogen. The season is here baby. Continue reading Mo Welch: You’re Not A Real Feminist Unless You Know All The WNBA Teams

Dinosaur from Omaha, NE says “Bitcoin is Rat Poison”

A local dinosaur in Omaha, NE came out from his cave to tell the press that “bitcoin is rat poison.” Hey Warren, Ive got two words for ya, you old bag. Taking a step back maybe we should listen to what this dinosaur has to say, he does own 400 million shares of Coca Cola so ole Warren definitely knows a thing or two about … Continue reading Dinosaur from Omaha, NE says “Bitcoin is Rat Poison”

Came to a Sad Realization Watching the Utah Jazz: I’m at a Hair Crossroad

Watching the Jazz-Rockets game last night, I’ve arrived at a sad realization. As a guy that’s been losing more and more hair I’ve started to ask myself the age-old question, is it time to give up and start buzzing my hair super short every time I get my haircut? Watching the game I saw my two fates for my hair on the court for the … Continue reading Came to a Sad Realization Watching the Utah Jazz: I’m at a Hair Crossroad