Darren Rovell is Running Scared
It’s simple, Darren Rovell is running scared. Little Darren has been hibernating in his cave ever since the big bad bag has entered his life. It’s sad. It happened to Isaiah Thomas and now it’s happening to Darren. I wish Darren wasn’t such a bitch and would crawl out of his twitter cave and give the people what they want. Papa Johns is actually making it too easy for us. Garlic Sauce by the jug?!!?!? Sounds like a great Friday night to me.
Just me and Darren a couple of guy’s guys hanging out researching #brands going shot for shot of garlic sauce before one of us passes out.
One favorite on this tweet and it’s from the Papa Johns official account. You get a notification everytime a verified account interacts with you so I know D-Man saw this. The guy’s job is literally to tweet, that’s it. Darren probably has an alarm that goes off in his cave every time he gets a tweet from a verified #brand like Papa Johns.
Darren once again, I’m asking you to give the people what they want.
Shot for shot of Papa Johns garlic sauce.
You’re better than this…