Ben Simmons Is Officially Dead to Me

Ben Simmons is officially dead to me. I watched his Showtime documentary this weekend and needless to say he’s a total bag. This fucking clown is sitting in a studio surrounded by microphones whining about how he was exploited by the NCAA while he makes a movie about himself for a major television network. The irony. Next thing I know, this bag steals my girl … Continue reading Ben Simmons Is Officially Dead to Me

Tommy Wiseau Is Running a Boxer Brief Internet Scam and I Love It

(play this song while reading this post) I’m late to the party but about a month and a half ago I discovered Tommy Wiseau watching “Disaster Artist” and “The Room” and needless to say I’m obsessed. Tommy is an electric character living in his own world. I love eccentrics and Tommy is the pinnacle. I went to Tommy’s website  and saw the boxers on the front … Continue reading Tommy Wiseau Is Running a Boxer Brief Internet Scam and I Love It

Darren Rovell Is a Hypocrite Fraud and Doesn’t Care About #Brands

On Tuesday Feb. 27, former Northwestern theatre major nerd cuck Darren Rovell broke the news on twitter that the NFL and Papa John’s had ended their sponsorship and Pizza Hut would be the new official Pizza sponsor of the NFL.     Following the saga I issued a challenge to Darren: Papa Johns got in on the act: Followed by a series of tweets: Nothing … Continue reading Darren Rovell Is a Hypocrite Fraud and Doesn’t Care About #Brands