Lil Dicky and the Golden Gophers fall to Nebraska 78-68

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Is Lil Dicky coaching for his job? Just an absolute stinker of a loss to start conference play after almost pulling off the impossible and losing a 3 on 5 game vs Alabama. At one point Nebraska was up by 16 points lead by Glynn Watson Jr who scored 20 of his 29 points in the second half.

I have a hour long commute to work everyday and this morning my mind was all over the place thinking of ways I could help the Pitinos and I’ve come to one conclusion. The Pitino’s need to take a page out of another great Italian crime family’s playbook and hire a white guy on their staff ala Tom Hagen.

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I want to be that guy. Seems like an ideal job, all you have to do is think of new schemes to pay players/escorts and keep track of where all the bodies are buried. And believe I have ideas.

Papa Pitino can’t be happy seeing Lil Dicky blow a game to that nerd Tim Miles. When Papa Pitino gets his second chance I’ll be there to help him get back to winning. The only thing I’m worried about is where are we going to put all the championship rings once we run out of fingers.

I’ll be sharing my ideas on here to the world in a new series “Saving Pitino,” on how I will be working to restore the once great Pitino family name.

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Tulane Bros Spotted Wearing WNBA Jerseys Together

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What a beautiful sight to behold.

I want to live in a world where men aren’t embarrassed to show off their support for the WNBA together. I want to live in a world where guys are sharing WNBA league pass subscription accounts together like they do for HBOGO and NFL Sunday ticket. I want to live in a world where you can walk into any sporting good store and there is WNBA gear for sale. (FUCK YOU NBA STORE) I want to live in a world where guys are getting together to watch the WNBA finals like the Super Bowl. I want to live in a world free of stigma and judgement for rooting for women’s sports.

An unreal collection of jerseys. My personal favorite being the Swin Cash, Detroit Shock throwback.

An unbelievable photo, hopefully moving forward more photos surface of men wearing WNBA apparel in public.

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If Women Hate A-Rod for Being a Couch Potato Bum Then I’m Fucked

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A-Rod’s former girlfriend Anne Wojciki’s mom Esther recently went to the New York Times with some Inside Baseball information on her daughter’s former relationship with A-Rod. All I’ve got to say is that if A-Rod can’t get away with watching sports for 10 hours a day then I’m fucked.

My literal dream is to retire and spend my all my time watching basketball, handicapping games. Vacations will center around time spending time in sports books. Planning get-togethers will be planned around games. I went home for Thanksgiving and my Mom had the audacity to plan a family get-together with my grandpa during the Ohio State-Michigan game.

Women just don’t understand…

Living in the Northeast and not participating in any winter activities like snowboarding has led to me becoming a total bum throughout the winter wasting every dying second watching college basketball.

If a multi-millionaire retired athlete cant get away with this then a average bub from the Midwest definitely can’t.

All I got to say is that A-Rod dodged a serious bullet.

Ditching this…

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For this…

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That’s a come up for the ages if I’ve ever seen one.

If you’re a hot, ambitious, smart, funny, single lady that doesn’t mind a guy that likes to watch sports 10 hours a day, my DMs are open.

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